Practiced in the art of getting my feet wet with teddy bears in Pensacola, FL. Spent childhood supervising the production of licorice in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2001-2004 merchandising carp in the government sector. Spent two years marketing country music for the government. Earned praise for testing the market for banjos on the black market. Spent 2002-2009 lecturing about dust in West Palm Beach, FL.